Thor

Meet Thor: a 5 lb AKC registered toy poodle who’s 100% Crush the sea turtle in floof form, wild eyes, permanent stoner grin, and a vibe that screams “Duuuude, righteous!”

He bounces at everything like it’s his new best bro, and he’s out here proving the ladies go feral for a tiny surfer king who’s technically 139 and still says “gnarly” unironically.

Thor: 5 pounds of pure “whoa, little dudes!” chaos.